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toll-booth brake check

The act of tapping the breaks when going through a toll-booth after you see the speed limit or stop sign. Even though you have absolutely no intention of stopping.
Dude, today I rear-ended the guy in front of me because he performed an unnecessarily long toll-booth brake check.
by jarhead8291 March 26, 2010
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trolly bollocks

a troll who chats a bunch of shit
english man in swansea is a trolly bollocks
by anonymous February 10, 2021
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TP toll-booth

A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out.
My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with".
by QuacksO May 25, 2019
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Toll Bridge

Derived from peage. The word Peage in French means "Toll". See word peage/word
by ~Paranoia~ September 18, 2003
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toll booth epilepsy

The frenzied scramble for change at a toll booth when one realizes that there is no money in the vehicle console. Usually involves digging with one's hands around the seat in hopes that some change will be discovered.
Idk man, must be having some toll booth epilepsy
by Kappan_Kruntsch January 28, 2011
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Tilly birthday 15th October

The day my bsf becomes 15!!!! Lyyy,Meg
Tilly birthday 15th October is the day she is born on.
by Meg123bsf February 3, 2021
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telly box

"Have you got the telly box?"
by TR Wolf September 1, 2006
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