Tebowsexual

Any grown ass man who dreams of showering with his man crush.

The Tebowsexual is now a Gators/ Broncos fan.

by Antiteebowsexual January 8, 2012

tebowner

when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner

ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.

by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009

Tebowling

After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.

Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)

I did a little Tebowling after the touchdown of the new year.

by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012

Tebowling

After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.

John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?

Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.

by Whitey McRosenski December 29, 2011

toedown

a person , place , thing , or situation that is not appealing or worthy of respect . (adjective)....being sorry , uncooth , and low.

lisa is a toedown individual because she bought an 8 ball of meth instead of food for her children.(used as an adjective)

by greg perdue March 26, 2008

Tebowculosis

A psychosomatic condition experienced by New England Patriots fans when they realize they have inherited the dead weight of another franchise. Symptoms include excessive expletives, browbeating and social media posting. Lapsing into unintelligible ranting in a Boston accent has also been observed. The illness is rarely fatal, but extremely painful. Although binge drinking, selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor (SSRI) drugs, and extensive psychotherapy have been suggested as largely palliative treatments, there is no cure. Prayer on one knee is frequently suggested for the comfort of the patient.

My friend from Southie came down with a wicked bad case of Tebowculosis on June 10, 2013.

by wcodya June 10, 2013

Tebow Metrics

When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.

For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.

by GatorBone November 18, 2011