too fat for jesus to love

Used to point out to someone that they are being a hater to the extent that they look like an asshole.

Jen: "That Brittany is such a skank. Did you see the size of the sluttoo back there? I guess she needs all the advertising she can get."

Steph: "Jen, you are too fat for jesus to love."

by Peter Bilt July 22, 2008

to fatal

The act of getting girlfriends, having game.

"What are you doing later?"
"I'm going to fatal at the bars tonight"

by Will Gou January 15, 2023

Leave it to fatass.

An expression uttered when an obese friend is responsible for something being fucked up.

Ken - "So can I help you rake your lawn today?"
Pete - "No, that fatfuck broke the rake taking leaves out of my truck."
Ken - "*Sigh,* Leave it to fatass."

by BananaChem November 5, 2010

trying to avoid fatigue

phrase used when you don't want to perform activities outside your realm of comfort.

Friend 1: Hey, let's go hiking this weekend.
Friend 2: Absolutely not, i am trying to avoid fatigue.
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Guy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Nope, trying to avoid fatigue.

by x4vr May 17, 2018

You've started to resemble our father a bit

What you would say to your step-brother after he grows up and starts looking like your father

Guy 1 *in a deep and calm voice* : Hello step bro
Guy 2: You've started to resemble our father a bit

by ZekeYeager February 18, 2021

Old Enough to Be Your Father

Used to emphasize how old someone is.

"How old is Jerry?"

"Old enough to be your father."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2022

Old enough to be her father

be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).

"she married a man old enough to be her father"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024