titmonger

A person whih inexplicably adors tits.

Jerry is total titmonger becuase he can't stop thinking about them

by alxuk.top February 22, 2005

textmonkey

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.

Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!

by lordjulius May 18, 2009

titmongerer

someone who mongers tits and tits-like accessaries.

that titmongerer is a fagball.

by faggy tits September 21, 2009

TnTMoney088

A piece of shit

Bro your a TnTMoney088

by I suck cock hahahhahaha5648 August 1, 2017

tapmonkey

Usually used when a person taps/slaps another persons ass.

Stop it, you tapmonkey! My ass hurts!

by ZP April 6, 2003

bitmonkey

bitmonkey = in computer related slang, opposite the slang terms used for car mechanics or enthusiasts such as "grease monkey" and "gear head" vb

official title on business card: computer hardware warranty specialist

responsibilities of said position: hardware upgrades, building, troubleshooting, diagnostics, repair

personal interest: building "rigs" (rig, defined as the computer tower including internal components), "tweaking" or customizing (modding)

self proclaimed title: bitmonkey

by piklando August 3, 2007

Tit Monkey

An annoying fat person that is usually hairy and has rather large boobs.

The Tit monkey wouldn't stop asking for my lunch.

by Big boner123 March 27, 2016