the act of buying something and splitting the cost with a friend or group of friends when the cost is under $100, and the group plans to share the item equally
by Bob k. garf June 24, 2010
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Roommate 2"Nah it was just a timeshare pussy."
Roommate 2"Nah it was just a timeshare pussy."
by SwagasaurusFlex October 15, 2017
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Timesheeting at a public toilet. When a public toilet cleaner ticks off their daily assigned tasks at regular intervals, while reporting any defect or breakdown, on a washroom inspection card.
The poor sanitary conditions at most public toilets worldwide shows that most janitors pay lip service to timeshitting, who are often pissed off by the inconsiderate behaviors of some members of the public, such as squatting with their dirty shoes on the toilet bowl, failing to flush the toilet after use, and stealing toilet rolls.
by Fasters January 26, 2022
Get the Timeshitting mug.past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.
See also timeshafting or timeshaft.
See also timeshafting or timeshaft.
"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."
by toddx February 3, 2010
Get the timeshafted mug.A game that pre-teens/teens play where a person writes a time of day on another person's back of the hand (example: 8:00 AM, preferably a school hour) and the name of a person (guy or girl) on their palm. If the person looks at the name on their palm before the time that's on their hand, they must ask them out. You win by NOT looking at the name until after the time.
John: You wanna play Timehand?
Billy: Sure!
John: Okay Billy, I'm writing 7:45 on the back of your hand. Don't look now.....
(Billy turns around, John writes 'Stacy' on Billy's palm)
John: OK, now you have to wait til 7:45!
Billy: Sure!
John: Okay Billy, I'm writing 7:45 on the back of your hand. Don't look now.....
(Billy turns around, John writes 'Stacy' on Billy's palm)
John: OK, now you have to wait til 7:45!
by J4musicals May 6, 2009
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by WazowskiMike July 18, 2016
Get the Timeshifter mug.A recreational time traveller who travels to different historic points in time in order to shit there.
That timeshitter just shit on the Berlin Wall in 1989, now he's off to shit on Trump as he comes down the escalator.
by Sky Commander Winkie August 16, 2019
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