Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."
by Da Sperminator March 15, 2011
Everyone was on the dancefloor in the club when Mel fell on her ass drunk. The entire room yelled "Timber!"
by wvrent March 12, 2014
Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
by Da Sperminator March 15, 2011
a reference to the Pitbull song TIMBER FT. Kesha, often said by white girls at school like but not limited to Wake Forest University . It is the female equivalent to "lets get wired". The phrase "I am going timber" as active meaning of partying, drinking, dancing, while excluding smoking weed.
I knew I was getting laid when those white girls where like "It's going down, I'm yelling timber."
She was like "I am going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and smoke a blunt."
She was like "I am going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and smoke a blunt."
by wakethedeamon420 December 09, 2013
The act of planking on your backside with a boner. when you lay down in any place with your boner facing strqaight up to the sky.
by mojoman449988231 September 21, 2011
by ganjalover21 June 22, 2010
The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.
by Cliff January 26, 2004