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Tifton, GA

A backwards, country-bumpkin, wife beating, bible-waving hole in the middle of southern Georgia. On the weekends you can find the locals fighting over camoflage margarita machines at Walmart or possibly at the fairgrounds doing things with farm animals. Looking for something good to eat? Follow the smartest of the natives as they have to travel to other nearby towns just to have a decent meal. Planning on throwing back a few beers on Superbowl Sunday? Better plan ahead. This town is still lost in the 1940's. However, it did place 1st in the "Top 100 Towns With the Least Dentists Award" , and it shows. People who live in towns like this have proven to be dumber than rappers, and drug dealers....investing all they're extra money in big tires and neon light kits.
Why would anyone want to live in Tifton, GA?
by smartjack37712 June 10, 2011
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Tiften

Slang: to trow something in a bad way so it might be broken.

Iets gooien/ pleuren/ smijten
Please don't tift the cups but put them on the table. No tiften in this house

Gaarne netjes opruimen er word niks getift.
Tiften doe je thuis maar .
by Smetboy April 23, 2022
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tifton

scarlett- lets go back to tifton...
brett- how about no, that place is stupid
by brett austin turner October 16, 2008
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tiftitoptiowlti

It is when pigs climb up trees and knock out zebras and then say tiftitoptiowlti
look tiftitoptiowlti
by big Zebop March 3, 2021
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tiftfu

Online acronym for "There, I fixed that for you," a phrase used threaded discussions when one poster fixes or updates the writings of another poster.
Person 1: "NEWSFLASH: You can't just go around breaking laws you don't like and pretending that everything is okay and you're in the right."

Person 2: "NEWSFLASH:
You are MORALLY OBLIGATED go around breaking laws that are UNJUST and then everything is okay and you're in the right. tiftfu"
by TheMatson March 30, 2010
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tiftazany

Very cool and cute guy. Can be a friendly guy but if you mess with him, he can be very fierce and scary.
Tiftazany can be as fierce as the lion.
by David Slice January 3, 2018
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