nickleback sucks

What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.

This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.

Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!

by Edders1 September 14, 2013

Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.

I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys

by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021

Pickleback

The most famous pickle in the world and star of the facebook fan page "Can this pickle get more fans than Nickelback?" The answer was a resounding yes, as Pickleback surpassed the Canadian trash rock band Nickelback in the early morning of Friday, February 19, 2010 by amassing over 1.4 million fans on just its 16th day in existence. This day shall be known henceforth as Pickleback Day.

Guy 1: "Nickelback is the worst band I have ever heard."
Guy 2: "Anytime I hear Chad Kroeger I get so angry I want to punch a baby in the mouth."
Guy 1: "I don't even like the taste of pickles, but I am a fan of Pickleback because they don't play god awful terrible music."

by sivman17 February 19, 2010

Nickleback

a band that tries to appeal to classic rock lovers but we all hate it. the leader sing of this band sounds like he swallowed many sheets of sand paper. also referd to as Nippleback.

I hate nickleback they try to be cool but are just fags.
Yeah i know i hate nippleback!

by I Know Shit August 16, 2006

nickleback whore

A cheap prostitute. Origin comes from an old joke where the punchline is, "I paid her a quarter, and she said, 'Here's your nickle back'"

Oh, you like it when I treat you rough? Come here, you nickleback whore

by DLayzell May 1, 2008

Tickelsack

Slang reference to the Canadian rock group Nickelback; in general, this term refers to any musical act that demonstrates a direct correlation between bland generic musical ability and unexplainable commercial success. This phenomenon is largely attributed to hordes of pubescent fans who wouldn't know good music from a noisy bout of morning-after Taco Bell hangover flatulence

An apt description to denote that there are other paths to musical success and notiriety that have nothing to do with talent and everything to do with what has destroyed the recording industry over the past 30 years.

"Aren't we going to rehearse for your show tonight?"
"No - we're just going to wear our black t-shirts and Tickelsack it."

by Candy Blackmail September 8, 2010

ticklebation

The act of tickling or being tickled while simultaneously being sexually stimulated.

Brad let out a deranged mixture of pure joy and hysteria - “HahahaAHAHA-oooOOOH”, expressing his satisfaction at Karen’s skilled ticklebation. Brad’s hairy and musky armpit continued to be ravaged by Karen’s long red fingernails, whilst the thick sweaty armpit hairs shimmered in the delicate moonlight while Karen congruently took care of business down below.

by HumansAreTheRealVirus April 7, 2020