thundering dumbass

A noun used to describe a person who rushes into abnormally stupid activities or situations he/she has no cause to be in or ability to successfully negotiate. i.e. one who "thunders" into stupid shit like a dumbass, hence the term. Usually reserved for those who are dumbasses to such a high degree / perform acts of dumbassery on such a regular basis, they require their own classification.

Al: "I'm going to go fight in a martial arts tournament on Tuesday."
Sal: "Dude, you've never taken martial arts before. You'll get your ass kicked. Why are you always looking for a fight?"
Al: "Nah man I'll fuck up anybody who tries that Judo shit on me"
Sal: "Stop being a thundering dumbass. Just have some drinks with the boys instead."
Al: *proceeds to get his ass kicked on Tuesday*

by the bad Ag February 21, 2019

Thundering

Having rampant, hardcore sex with a female when you have a large penis.

You could hear their thundering for miles.
You need to give her a right thundering.

I gave her a thundering last night.

by Thunder pants August 12, 2012

Thunderwind

A seismic blast wave created by two lightning bolts colliding together in an awesome slow motion cinematic film.

Watching this movie, and the power of the thunderwind blew my hair off.

by Thunderwind March 16, 2011

Thundering

Thundering is indeed a word to all of you in denial pricks out there. So shut up and stop saying it’s not. Thundering- the act of making thunder.

Man it’s “thundering” outside. *wink wink bitch* ;)

by AnonymousKiryu October 14, 2020

Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 9, 2021

Tsundereingly

To do something or in the act of doing something as a Tsundere

Tsundere: To pretend you have the opposite feelings of what you truly feel.

"She gave me a tsundereingly hateful glare"

by Pika-Pika-Shu January 2, 2017

Thunberging

The propping up of mentaly challenged children as a representative of an idea

Have you seen this new toilet paper ad? They're really Thunberging this kid with downs to sell it.

by Milliman September 23, 2019