Unusual occurance in the woman's birth canal (sexual organ). When a raging tropical storm is taking place in the vagina. Usually caused by depression or great stress and comes out in the form of thunder and lightening. In more extreme cases vaginal secretions shoot out from the vagina said to be rain from the thunder cunt.
I swear to you Danny, I was about to insert when I heard a loud bang. Then a bolt of lightning shot out and clean burned off my pecker. The bitch had a thunder cunt.
by jnikes020202 November 23, 2006
A thunder cunt is well... a cunt but with THUNDER. Sometimes calling someone a cunt is boring. Too spice it up the term thunder is put before it to make it better.
by kiddo11 February 17, 2019
by GayMexicanBatman September 23, 2017
by Pussy-Fart September 19, 2017
One of my favorite insults to call someone on the internet and I still need to use it in real life.
To Call someone a thundercunt one must deserve it.
To Call someone a thundercunt one must deserve it.
1:Hey you! shut the fucking hell up you turd guzzling ball sack gobbling cum guzzling ass ramming testicle gobbling butt fucking thunder cunt faggot hoe.
Go piss on an electric fence you blasted thunder-cunt
Go piss on an electric fence you blasted thunder-cunt
by (Shadow) July 28, 2006
A Glorious Thunderstorm in the depths of the cunt. Most known for it's cumstream and flow, but also known to conjure severe orgasmic "thundery-like" sessions upon the occurance of penal entrance of the Thunder Cunt.
by Anonymous January 25, 2005
A name given to a an extremely hard-hit shot in football,typically from outside the box, where the ball is hit with the laces so perfectly ,it flies with immense speed that the Goalkeeper has no chance of stopping it.
Also known as a piledriver.
Also known as a piledriver.
*Tony Yeboah goal for leeds vs Wimbledon 1995*
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!
by Whadayafuckingeyeee May 20, 2018