thoughtful gag

A sarcastically meant phrase describing the ridiculousness of a spiteful comment, potentially with sexual undertones or crass intent.

"He seemed to really like you!"
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."

by CoffeeMoogle October 9, 2014

Thoughtyula

Someone that thinks they can discipline someone that they think they know without really speaking to them. That doesn’t have any psychic powers because what they know is false.

A thoughtyula got me hurt today.

by Samantha Jo November 8, 2019

Thoughtfulnessologisms

The art of and study of thoughtfulness
So ner

Verah was a kick ass, if grumpy, thoughtfulnessologist. Her use of thoughtfulnessologisms was fair dinkum

by LiamVISM May 9, 2020

thoughtfully reckless

Living spontaneously while creating moments, not caring about the consequences.

She was thoughtfully reckless.

by recklesslythoughtful September 11, 2020

Thoughtfully Correct

A stance where “critical thinking” is reduced to a prescribed set of intellectual habits—always questioning, always demanding sources, always avoiding fallacies—that become a moral identity rather than a flexible toolkit. Being thoughtfully correct means performing skepticism in the approved manner: citing the right authorities, using the right terms (“confirmation bias,” “straw man”), and treating any failure to meet these standards as evidence of intellectual failure. Like political correctness, it can stifle genuine inquiry by creating a hierarchy of who is allowed to speak and under what conditions, all under the banner of thinking “correctly.”

Example: “He asked her for a source on her personal experience, then dismissed her source as ‘biased.’ He was being thoughtfully correct: using the language of critical thinking to avoid actually thinking about what she said.”

by Dumu The Void April 1, 2026

thoughtdrell

a well reasoned sentence or passage of text that is logically meaningfull but purely subjective.

I agree with your well put thoughtdrells.

by bill bantam January 20, 2005

thoughtpuke

When someone doesn't think about a problem, comes to you and says words that don't make any sense while trying to figure it out. Similar to a brainstorm - except the brain portion seems totake a break while this is occurring

My boss just came in and thoughtpuked all over me about this issue with Customer X, I wish he would think about these things before coming in and wasting my time talking about nothing.

Wanderspeak is one thing , but when you come in and thoughtpuke on me - it doesn't me to understand the problem or help you solve it Jerry.

Did you hear Sarah Palin thoughtpuke at the event last night? She's like an undead zombie that just keeps coming back to life in 'Murica.

by herewegoinvt May 1, 2016