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thorny scrub

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A person that is a prick/Dildo. It would be dick but thorny scrubs aren't real enough. Everyone hates them
"Holy shit Sebastian is a Thorny Scrub I'm glad we broke up"
by HeyyItzJay January 22, 2017
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Thorny Dave

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a scrawny homosexual who enjoys black penises.
Look at that Thorny Dave trying to fit that huge black cock in his mouth!
by Joe Ander June 10, 2004
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Thorny Rosebud

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Thorny Rosebud

An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.

I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!

I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.

My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Thorny Rose Bush

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When the index and middle fingers are coiled and pinky and ring finger are coiled and one coiling is inserted into the vaginal opening and one inserted into the anal opening.
He gave me more than the shocker, he gave me a thorny rose bush last night!
by piyonugget December 12, 2010
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Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"
by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
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Horny But Thorny

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Horny But Thorny is a made up word by the one and only me. It means when someone is horny and wants to have sex really bad, but their dick is too rough so no girl want it in there and no girl wants to kiss that one guy cuz he has 2 much stubble on his chin. LOL
There was once this one guy who was Horny But Thorny so no girl wanted to date/have sex with him. Poor guy. . .
by Horny & Thorny March 30, 2019
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Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.

**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit
by Kdissociation October 3, 2018
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