Thorny Dave

a scrawny homosexual who enjoys black penises.

Look at that Thorny Dave trying to fit that huge black cock in his mouth!

by Joe Ander June 10, 2004

Thorny Rosebud

Thorny Rosebud

An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.

I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!

I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.

My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.

Thorny rosebud

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Thornie Bomb

A more than average piece of poop in the toilet. Shitting a baby, and showing no mercy to your trusted eggshell friend.

Wheres Marissa?" "Probably dropping another Thornie Bomb in the toilet" "She shits babys

by Jose Aldo February 21, 2011

Horny But Thorny

Horny But Thorny is a made up word by the one and only me. It means when someone is horny and wants to have sex really bad, but their dick is too rough so no girl want it in there and no girl wants to kiss that one guy cuz he has 2 much stubble on his chin. LOL

There was once this one guy who was Horny But Thorny so no girl wanted to date/have sex with him. Poor guy. . .

by Horny & Thorny March 30, 2019

Thorny Rose Bush

When the index and middle fingers are coiled and pinky and ring finger are coiled and one coiling is inserted into the vaginal opening and one inserted into the anal opening.

He gave me more than the shocker, he gave me a thorny rose bush last night!

by piyonugget December 12, 2010

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

Thorny

when you’re horny but feeling extra kinky

I just bought some new chains and whips for tonight ;) feeling thorny

by Fricky Queen February 10, 2021