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thetan

1. Soul. As defined by Scientology. Derived from the greek letter theta for thought or life or the spirit.
2. Thetans are needed to animate a flesh body.
3. According to Scientology you are full of "body thetans" - degraded thetans who were once people but are now clustered together along with you and inhabit your body along with you. You are the leader of these thetans.

75 million years ago there was supposedly a ruler of this part of the galaxy named Xenu. To cure overpopulation on all the planets he controlled he summoned the people with psychiatric conditions in for an income tax audit. There they were instead paralyzed by injection of an alcohol and glycol mixture into their lungs. They were packed up in refridgerated units and loaded onto space-craft and taken to Earth (called Teegeeack then) and packed around the bases of a few volcanos.

Then their bodies were all destroyed by nuclear explosions. After this the thetans who were flying around in the winds were caught in electronic beams and frozen together in blocks. Then they were taken to huge 3-D cinemas and shown forms of what life should be like on Earth. After that they supposedly clustered together with a lead thetan in charge and they ended up inhabiting bodies in these clusters. Hence although we are a single thetan we supposedly have about 2,500 other lesser "body thetans" attached to our own thetan self.

The dysharmonious relationship between you and your thetans is what causes all sickness and disease in the world.

If you join Scientology, and pay thousands of dollars, you can go through the process of freeing yourself from these body thetans at huge monetary expense.
I know why I have cancer! My thetans are flaring up again. Better fork over some cash to the Scientology folks so that I can be rid of this disease and my entire life inheritance.
by The Troll August 7, 2005
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Thevuni

Capable, Ambitious and Resourceful. Thevuni desires to have the good things of life not only for herself, but also to share with others. Thevuni's strong sense of justice could take her into positions where she provide a service to humanity, such as in law or education. She will champion the rights of those in less fortunate circumstances. Being practical and analytical, Thevuni is not overly romantic, fanciful, or idealistic. Thevuni has a strong temper when aroused.
Person 1: There comes Thevuni.
Person 2: She looks angry . Let's hide before she kills us.
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Tevante

He is a social, caring, loving, and sometimes a nice person to be around. To have a Tevante as a friend you are very lucky as you are very fortunate to having danger within this demon infested person

He is always nice to people he meets but once you get to know him he can be a real pain.

If you have a Tevante as a friend..... Don't stay for long he might end up hurting you or killing you.
Wow! Is that Tevante? He is so loyal to her.. I wish he was mine.
by LaLaLoopsieGoCrazyyy1 October 21, 2018
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theva

A person of integrity has a way of being in the world with a deep level of commitment to all the essential qualities necessary to a loving and successful relationship: love, empathy, honesty, humor and fun, loyalty, generosity, flexibility, patience, humility. Hopefully, we seek to be that person ourselves. plus he is a kind of a person you would fuck on first date.
Mark:the king is here
John:Theva is here
by Anirut December 27, 2017
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Thevangu

Thevangu is a cheating animal, it will acts good and simple outside and has an evil mind inside
SPB: Dei Thevangu Ajith uhh, un buthiya kaamichita la
by Ajith Anna Fan February 23, 2020
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The Van

2 in the front, 5 in the rear.
"The Van" similar to:
'the shocker".
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Trevante

The greatest person you'll ever meet.
Innocent and sweet cinnamon roll that is shy but capable of taking anyone out if threatened

Loves to Roleplay and possibly Yandere

Loyal friend till the end -someone you can always count on.

Sexually satisfying when given the chance! Perfect human being in all forms of the word.

Known to have amazing voices to make even the Gods Swoon.
Is that Trevante? Wow he's so loyal to her, I wish I was his.
by AceJinxEcho December 19, 2016
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