Spoon

A motha' fuckin' kitchen utensil you use to fucking eat food, you unintelligent drop-out fucks.

I took a motha' fuckin' spoon out of the drawer.

by clash of clans jesus May 23, 2016

spoon

Affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman's chest.

My girl always wants to spoon, but I just wanna fork!

by Shawnster April 20, 2005

spoon

the thing i use to dig food.

by spanky July 24, 2003

spoon

a funny way to insult people when they do silly things. it is most commonly used at the alpine school in T3 2019.

“you’re late for headcount? you absolute spoon!”

by spazmyn October 14, 2019

Spooning

Dick hard on the butt, titty in your hand, kiss her neck, hell yeah.

Guy: I went spooning with my wife last night
Shopper: really?
Guy: hell yeah
Shopper: hell yeah

by nichosal December 20, 2013

Spooning

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Kevin and Michelle spooned all night!

by Jeff K October 2, 2002

spoon

To fit curves of one body to curves of another

Hey baby, let's get naked and spoon.

by Ame-Cat May 13, 2003