theoretical slut

Someone who dreams about banging everyone but won't actually do it.

"He is so hot."
-"Oh please, we know you won't actually make a move on him!"
"Yeah but I think about it!!"
-"Gosh, you're such a theoretical slut!"

by shelovesthed3 March 20, 2015

Theoretical Extraphysics

Theoretical Extraphysics is a branch of extraphysics that employs mathematical models and abstractions of extraphysical objects and systems to rationalize, explain and predict extranatural phenomena. This is in contrast to experimental extraphysics, which uses experimental tools to probe these phenomena.

"Theoretical Extraphysics shows that extraphysics is not about mystical fun and similars, extraphysics is about tons of mathematics and logics for find about extraphysical phenomena and even about extraphysical existence and life."

"Theoretical Extraphysics and Experimental Extraphysics shows extraphysics is just another area of physics, an area that slowly will be accepted inside the physical research and studies, and it is gonna be amazing, because the search for extraphysical existence and life will start and it will be amazing."

by Full Monteirism January 6, 2021

Theoretical Anarchist

A theoretical anarchist is a person who believes that anarchism would be a good idea in theory, but believes that in the current world it wouldn’t work.

“You’re an anarchist?!”
“No, I’m a theoretical anarchist, anarchism would be a good idea but it wouldn’t work in the current political/social environment”

by SoLongAndGoodnight December 3, 2022

theoretical physicist

A sadist who creates impossible equations for experimenters to solve

Theoretical physicists are the one guy in the office who makes an impossible deadline for an impossible task.

by uselesstemporary September 20, 2014

theodicy

argument for the justification of God, concerned with reconciling God`s goodness, justice, and omnipotence with the observable facts of evil and suffering in the world

the THEODICY of god was greatly thought of in discusions of the creation of the world by many scientists(as to what most people belive/view as creation in christianity and/or other religions)

by ivey January 6, 2008

Theoretical Friend

Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.

"Are you kidding, Annie's not going to come, she's a Theoretical Friend..."

by KimberleyStrange February 6, 2006

Theoretical Vagina Beholder

A Mythical Life giving Mother-like person whom provides live mentality within a Living theory-type organism of a child who later grows to become a Theoretical Child Thing.

''The imagination that kid beholds is unexplainable, where does it come from?''

''Well that kid, is what is called a Theoretical Child Thing, and he is born from a Theoretical Vagina Beholder."

by Kris-Z-Furr September 14, 2011