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Someone who dreams about banging everyone but won't actually do it.
"He is so hot."
-"Oh please, we know you won't actually make a move on him!"
"Yeah but I think about it!!"
-"Gosh, you're such a theoretical slut!"
by shelovesthed3 March 19, 2015
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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