1. a highschooler involved in their school's theatre department. Often gives up the majority of his/her/its social life to take part in the many rehearsals after school. Must be able to be defined by the second definition of theatre kid as well.
2. A horny, highschool kid who treats life like a sexual innuendo and uses racism and sexism as daily tools of entertainment. Often joke about having sex, though few ever really ever have partaken in it. Often subject to drama caused by other theatre kids. Not to be mistaken with band kids, who are similar to theatre kids, but with more herpes. Often make fun of jocks and cheerleaders, unless of course, they too consider themselves theatre kids. Laughs at other people's judgments of them. Must also be able to be defined by the first definition of theatre kid as well.
2. A horny, highschool kid who treats life like a sexual innuendo and uses racism and sexism as daily tools of entertainment. Often joke about having sex, though few ever really ever have partaken in it. Often subject to drama caused by other theatre kids. Not to be mistaken with band kids, who are similar to theatre kids, but with more herpes. Often make fun of jocks and cheerleaders, unless of course, they too consider themselves theatre kids. Laughs at other people's judgments of them. Must also be able to be defined by the first definition of theatre kid as well.
Person 1: Should we stop that person from spooning his friend? That's just wrong.
Person 2: No, they're theatre kids.
Person 1: Oh... really? My mistake. I guess I didn't catch that... I thought theatre kids were more violent when they did that kind of stuff...
Person 2: No, they're theatre kids.
Person 1: Oh... really? My mistake. I guess I didn't catch that... I thought theatre kids were more violent when they did that kind of stuff...
by Stevedaculedood March 21, 2009
Get the Theatre kidsmug. by cheung dan na August 29, 2022
Get the theatre kidmug. Noun: a person who loves musical theatre to the point of obsession over musicals and showtunes.
Musical theatre kids will likely stream and download showtunes more often than 'regular music' or songs by popular artists. They will often make musical references in everyday conversations, whether or not the person they are talking to recognizes it. They spent a good amount of time memorizing showtunes from their favorite musicals, and nothing will stop them from singing along once they do so. One must be careful when approaching a musical theatre kid, for even the most offhand comment can spark an immediate reaction that will usually comprise of a full performance of the show referenced. Many musical theatre kids find themselves constantly discovering new musicals, resulting in the pain they feel when being forced to choose their favorite. Common traits musical theatre kids share are creativity, determination, and freedom of expression.
Musical theatre kids will likely stream and download showtunes more often than 'regular music' or songs by popular artists. They will often make musical references in everyday conversations, whether or not the person they are talking to recognizes it. They spent a good amount of time memorizing showtunes from their favorite musicals, and nothing will stop them from singing along once they do so. One must be careful when approaching a musical theatre kid, for even the most offhand comment can spark an immediate reaction that will usually comprise of a full performance of the show referenced. Many musical theatre kids find themselves constantly discovering new musicals, resulting in the pain they feel when being forced to choose their favorite. Common traits musical theatre kids share are creativity, determination, and freedom of expression.
Person: (meaning to ask: how does a player with so little experience in soccer manage to score a perfect goal?) How does a-
Musical theatre kid: BASTARD, ORPHAN (proceeds to sing entire Hamilton soundtrack)
Person: Why must you always interrupt me like that?
Musical theatre kid: (singing) SORRY-NOT-SORRY...
Another musical theatre kid: 'BOUT WHAT I SAID...
Person: This is going to take a while (walks away)
Musical theatre kid: BASTARD, ORPHAN (proceeds to sing entire Hamilton soundtrack)
Person: Why must you always interrupt me like that?
Musical theatre kid: (singing) SORRY-NOT-SORRY...
Another musical theatre kid: 'BOUT WHAT I SAID...
Person: This is going to take a while (walks away)
by #AndPeggy March 25, 2020
Get the Musical Theatre Kidmug. A drama kid who instead of memorizing lines or showtunes, reads plays and musicals to come up with set designs and or "lighting designs"; usually wears black (everywhere! including socks and shoes); thinks that the three most important things in life are:
1.) Flashlight
2.) multi-tool
3.) crescent wrench
Constantly complaining about grimlins stealing random objects from the theatre. Knows the difference between "theater" and "theatre"; and where it's acceptable to use each! Are tired of the actors standing in the way of scene changes...MOVE Dang it! Knows the difference between a "follow spot" and a "spot light"; Smart off and they'll turn your light off; Knows TONS of knots; Can fix anything with gaff tape; WILL cut somebody; are not the actors' babysitters, but WILL discipline them; Never say "good luck" only "merde" and "break a leg". They survive on four things:
1.) Caffeine
2.) Nicotene (18+)
3.) Sugar
4.) Alcohol (+21)
Knows numbers for all colors. AND Finds it frustrating to define themselves on Urban Dictionary.
FIN.
1.) Flashlight
2.) multi-tool
3.) crescent wrench
Constantly complaining about grimlins stealing random objects from the theatre. Knows the difference between "theater" and "theatre"; and where it's acceptable to use each! Are tired of the actors standing in the way of scene changes...MOVE Dang it! Knows the difference between a "follow spot" and a "spot light"; Smart off and they'll turn your light off; Knows TONS of knots; Can fix anything with gaff tape; WILL cut somebody; are not the actors' babysitters, but WILL discipline them; Never say "good luck" only "merde" and "break a leg". They survive on four things:
1.) Caffeine
2.) Nicotene (18+)
3.) Sugar
4.) Alcohol (+21)
Knows numbers for all colors. AND Finds it frustrating to define themselves on Urban Dictionary.
FIN.
Regular Kid 1: (Belch) "Purple!"
Regular Kid 2: "Blue!"
Technical Theatre Kid: "R339!"
RegKid1: "That's not a color!"
RegKid2: "Yea!"
Techkid: "Rosco 339! Broadway Pink aka TBP!"
RegKid 1 and 2: "Freakin Tech theatre kid!"
Regular Kid 2: "Blue!"
Technical Theatre Kid: "R339!"
RegKid1: "That's not a color!"
RegKid2: "Yea!"
Techkid: "Rosco 339! Broadway Pink aka TBP!"
RegKid 1 and 2: "Freakin Tech theatre kid!"
by Annie-nomous May 14, 2011
Get the Technical Theatre kidmug. You're not a musical theatre kid if you aren't sure whether or not you'll going to broadway. You are always at rehearsal and can never hang out with anyone. Haha jk, if you are a true musical theatre kid, your only friends are musical theatre kids. You cannot sport for your life. You are the one at the party that doesn't know that popular rap song because you only listen to musical theatre songs. Haha tricked you again; you don't go to parties, you're always at rehersal.
You take Singing, Dancing and Acting lessons and pay way to much for all three.
You take Singing, Dancing and Acting lessons and pay way to much for all three.
by Bongquisha April 9, 2017
Get the Musical Theatre Kidmug. A high score who is obsessed with theater, may or may not have interpersonal relationships with choir kids. give up all of their free time to rehearse, and are very dramatic.
by Purpstar615 February 1, 2023
Get the Theatre kidmug. Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.
The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
by Phil Girazin June 10, 2022
Get the Theatre Kid Fascismmug.