gooning for the 1%

Brutal and more subtle strategies and tactics by the politicians, police, courts, corporations, and the 1% to suppress the right to free speech and the right to public assembly with regards to social, economic, and political justice. This is often done in the form shooting war veterans in the face with rubber bullets, tear gassing and beating and arresting defenceless bystanders, woman, children, protesters and the press with clubs and military like assaults. The beatings and violence suppression tactics are purported to be for public health and safety purposes (of the 1%).

This is often in contrast to the suppressors efforts to accommodate a small minority within the 1% (.0001% that destroyed the economy) by failing to enforce laws, writing new laws to make illegal activities legal, and providing perverse incentives, perverse subsidies, perverse bonuses, perverse tax breaks, perverse corporate transfer of wealth from the shareholders to the top management that increase social and economic injustice and destroy the economy for the 99%. The brutal tactics are supplemented by much more repressive tactics governmental by goons of the 1% that write laws and self-regulate their activities, since these methods are more pervasive and detrimental to the 99.9%

Someone should talk to the Koch Brothers about sponsoring a tea party for the Mayors and Governors to discuss improved methods for "gooning for the 1%". These Occupy Wall Street people are getting to be a public nuisance, and want to slow the transfer of wealth and power from the poor to the rich. The Occupiers also want to criminalize illegal activities of the 1%.

by mlhiss November 15, 2011

The 1.5

An impromptu defecation involving an individual (esp. male) who chooses to urinate in a seated position.

Dude, sometimes I just like to pee sitting down because not only is it more relaxing and hygienic, but you never know when the 1.5 will show up.

by Will "Cool Whip" Wheaton February 22, 2010

carry the 1

Something you say when you clearly have not made sense to bring it back into the correct context

Guy:Let's go to the museum with the fish
Girl: you mean an aquarium??

Guy: same difference the just rearrange the letters
Girl: there's no q in museum!
Guy: you know I mean it's a house of fish just carry the 1

by BeastAnt November 22, 2013

The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.

Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.

by JAM May 16, 2004

the 1%

The set of millionaires and billionaires who make more than 99% of Americans and who currently run everything from the media to the government

Progressive: This is ridiculous! The middle class pays more in taxes than millionaires and billionaires! Tax the 1%!
Average American: Nah.

by CLLNS January 2, 2017

2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3

One of Nate Dogg’s linea from eminem’s song “Shake That”. Not originally from “you reposted in the wrong neighborhood”

2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3
I like good pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat

by thatsthat_ August 17, 2020

The100sexual

When you’re obsessed/addicted with the serie the 100. Like you cannot stop watching it.

When I saw it for the first time, it made me the100sexual

by .the100.clexa January 7, 2021