Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.

Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.

by Rianon May 6, 2018

the shank

(n).A massive, un coordinated 6'8 white kid with an enormous head.

(v). To get screwed

Damn, that fool jsut got shanked

by Young Pinto May 13, 2005

wanky in the sanky

A Finnish slang term used to masturbating right before bedtime.

Julle is always sure to get a wanky in the sanky in before he goes to sleep.

by AnonymousHyena May 17, 2023

shank the goat

an enthusiastic interjection to celebrate a challenging accomplishment.

brenda: i just beat Halo on Legendary!
sam: shank the goat!

by webster g March 25, 2010

Sank the Titanic

When you have a turd so big it breaks in two when you flush it down the toilet.

Damn, I just sank the titanic. Turd was so big it broke in two when I flushed it!

by Technoqueen March 22, 2013

sank the dragon

Like jumping the shark, but thank's to Game of Thrones disaster of a season 8, remodeled.

Last night on GoT, they sank the dragon. again.

by Gunship May 13, 2019

Shank the wank

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"

"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank

by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017