pet the pickle

Slang term for masturbation.

John was horny and felt the need to pet the pickle.

by djkrap May 21, 2010

Pumping The Pickle

Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".

Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.

by Stitzie November 3, 2010

The Pickle Tickler

Notorious men who like to tickle innocent women with their pickles.

Austin: Hey, Devon, hear what happened?
Devon: No, what?
Austin: The Pickle Tickler struck again!
Devon: Who'd he get this time?
Austin: Katie.
Devon: How'd she feel it?
Austin: Got me.

by CPT KY January 23, 2011

hide the pickle

a girl and guy or 2 guys hiding a penis in various body cavities.

0<3< having sex or gay sex is the defenition of hide the pickle.

by tim barut January 11, 2008

waxing the pickle

In simplest terms,to masturbate.

Dude Christian has been on the toilet for the last thirty minutes waxing the pickle.

by jose99 October 2, 2006

Dusting the Pickle

To take an object such as a funeral urn filled with cremated ashes and dip one's penis inside, covering it in ex-person dust.

"Did you hear Dave's parents kicked out their lodger a week after his Grandma's funeral? They came home and found him dusting the pickle in the kitchen"

by Harsh Dictionary May 22, 2023

pulling the pickle

(1) Grabbing a pickle and pulling on it
(2) A slang term for male masturbation, the pickle being the man's penis

(2) God he's do disgusting, I could hear him pulling the pickle all night last night.

by JohnnyBoy923 April 19, 2014