Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now 

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Dog in the Manger 

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.

A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.

Dog in the Manger by Methid Man December 15, 2004

The Management 'Oh...' 

1. The response a Georgia Tech management major receives from a non-management major during introductions.

2. A natural physical reflex, similar to vommitting.

3. A way for a non-management major to express his superiority over a management major.

4. A word that is often followed by a series of poorly-executed "saves," such as "that's cool" or "I gotcha."

5. Similar to, although not as severe as, the UGA 'Oh...' which occurs when a Georgia Tech student meets a UGA student.


See also m-train and tech trolley.

Student A: "Hey. What's up? I'm George."

Student B: "Hey. I'm Burdell. How's it going?"

Student A: "Good."

Student B: "So, what major are you?"

Student A: "Management. What about you?"

Student B: "Oh... I gotcha. Um, I'm mechanical engineering."

Student A: "Nice."

Student A: (thinks to himself) "I hate The Management 'Oh...'. Maybe I should transfer to UGA, where the business school is lower-ranked but is somehow worshiped there."

The Management 'Oh...' by TangledWeb April 29, 2009

Manage the Unit 

Jerking Off, Choking the Chicken, Masterbating, Whacking Off, Pleasing One's Self, Fingering the Gonads, Etc.

Damn, that chick is Hot! I gotta remember her so I can manage my unit to her later.

Manage the Unit by Garrett Rift September 8, 2005

The Glass Menagerie 

The act or process of two people simultaneously defecating on the saran wrapped face of a willing and able third party.

After consuming copious amounts of Mexican food, my bro and I decided to give a female the glass menagerie

The Glass Menagerie by 'The Crew' May 26, 2008

The Party Management 

The Party Management is a renown organization of individuals highly experienced in the arts of partying, party planning, and other kinds of social activities. This Maryland-based entity was founded by the honorable Jay Singh and the notable Pavithra Silva.

*see also "Social Life"

L: I found out the Party Management is having another bash this weekend.
R: Man, I wish we were cool enough to be invited! *sigh*

The Party Management by Tk Xlr8 March 5, 2009

The bare minimum I can manage 

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

The bare minimum I can manage by Hym Iam October 18, 2022