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gravity brings the heat

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The process of elongation of the male dong as a result of daylong forces of gravity.
Hey Jake, what's up?

Jens says "my canckles hurt because I have been on them all day."

Jake says "it's gravity, that's why I like to present myself and plow you after hours, "gravity brings the heat""
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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Seeking the Heat

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An innate technique known by all men, learned still on the cradle. Throught the Blind Roballo's preadators vision, he can seek the heat and then enter into hot places, where he will feel at home for an average time of 15 minutes. Although this practice leads men from all over the world to (irrationally)discover fat chicks "cavities", it is deemed to be one revolucionary step towards sexual freedom.
-"Hey Shoyu, did you banged that fat woman over there?"
-"Sure, I listened to the Blind Roballo's will... he was irrationally seeking the heat"
by Rodrigo Vinicius Dufloth January 12, 2009
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1 . Basically , if you can't stand the stress , leave the situation.
2. If you don't like it GTFO
Me: I think planking is the dumbest thing ever
Friend: Well I like it
Me: My facebook status , my opinion . "if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen" & mind your business.
by CIbeast July 1, 2011
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fade the heat

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to take the blame or responsibility for an action done by others that gets them in trouble
I'll fade the heat if you get caught out after curfew.
by Air_Hazard March 13, 2009
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Cant handle the heat

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Used by the greatest niggas alive, used to show when someone cannot handle the heat.
William: This game is a cash grab.
Logan: No it's not.
William: You cant handle the heat nigga.
Logan: ...
by Tyrone + Requis April 8, 2021
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to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
by mitch November 3, 2004
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