Fuckening

A sexual reckoning. An evaluation based on sexual behavior.

We seemed to be quite compatible....until the fuckening occurred.

by darkpixie November 2, 2016

The Fuckening

The single best way to describe the events of the year 2020

First coined by Bill Maher on his tv show Real Time With Bill Maher

Kid in the year 2050 “So what exactly was the year 2020 like?”

Guy who survived 2020 “oh man, we refer to that period as The Fuckening.” Aka the single worst year in the history of mankind”

Kid in the year 2020 “Damn that truly was The Fuckening”

by Pass poisonously December 5, 2020

fuckening

Fuckening is the ritualized taking of someone's virginity to become a more powerful being. It is best done under the light of a full moon with spectators in dark robes.

Brad: Hey your looking fierce bro, whats up?
Ned: Julie and I took part in a fuckening last night I feel great!
Brad: HIGH-FIVE!

by Sebastian Steelflex October 20, 2014

fuckening

When the sex you're having ends with a disappointing twist

I engaged in sexual relations with a young dame when unfortunately it transpired to be a fuckening

by twelveofaces September 30, 2016

Fuckening

A combination of the words "fuck or fuck'n" with "happening".

Example 1: Yo what's fuckening ova your way tonight?
Or
Example 2: What's fuckening with Trump being elected our President?!

by Thicklilmiss November 18, 2016

The fuckening

When your day is going too good but you don’t trust it, and finally some shit goes does

Johnny’s birthday was going fine until the captain arrived ah there it is the fuckening

by KTM350 September 17, 2019

fucken

used by hessians as a space-filler in descriptive storytelling.

"So, fucken, I'm all gettin' ready to burn one in the back seat of mario's omega, and, fucken, all of a sudden the fuckin' cops fuckin' pull us over."

by heehan August 31, 2006