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Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).
Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".
by OliviaWild February 28, 2021
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Throw those BITCH’s in the blender

When u don’t pull out on time and the girl got pregnant. Duh!
Throw those BITCH’s in the blender. Cause who cares.
by Duck devil 69 June 11, 2019
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in the blender

When the current life situation in which you find yourself involved in is stressful, worry-inducing, and overall burdensome, causing one to feel extreme anxiety. Finding one's self "in the bender" can take form in many ways, including romantic relationships, in the workplace, or overall life troubles.
Guy 1: "Yo, you good bro? Why you looking like you gotta doo doo dawg?"

Guy 2: "Mannnnn... my girl found out about my other hoes, now she tripping. I'm in the blender."
by professorlinux May 11, 2022
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taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.
Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."
by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013
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shubhum the bender

He's a fat bender who bends compasses. If u step into rajastan(his home) all the compasses will quiver. Shubham means being good with electric circuits and good at getting his pants ripped. His name can also be related to potatoes
Ur so smart at handling circuits ur such a shubhum the bender
by Myman2008 January 4, 2021
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The Blender

The blender is a message board on the Internet where people post various kinds of pictures, fanfics and comics. Either stupid threads are made or genius threads are created.

Also Isalidi Crest, a certain member in The Blender is made of fail, ebola, AIDs and diarrhea
by Setoshi November 10, 2008
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The Blender

(noun)

The Blender is the most amazing group of people known to mankind. Each person in the group must go through initiation, pick a fruit, and go through extensive Blender training. Participating in Blender meetings and memorizing the many rules of the blender is mandatory. The Blender strives to make this world a better place, one fruit at a time. It will change you're life.
Dan: "Whoa! Those people look like the most *amaaazziiinng*, intelligent, hilarious people I've ever seen. They couldn't possibly be from this planet"

Brandon: "Yup, that's App and Naner from The Blender. I wish I could be in the Blender"
by Nappers October 8, 2011
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