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battle of the bands 

Unless the winner of each heat is judged on points, it is really a competition of how many friends each band brings on the night. It doesn't matter if your band is any good or not, it all depends on how many votes you get at the end of the night. Which, of course, depends on how many friends you bring to the gig.
Band #1: We have 100 friends and they are all coming to the battle of the bands gig.
Band #2: Well we have 102 friends, so we will win!

Run the Bands Up 

"Man Chris gon fuck around and 'run the bands up'
Run the Bands Up by MoneyGrabBando November 29, 2018

...All the bands together 

A none existent symphonic metal band from

We Are Number One but it's played in 13 METAL styles
Damn I can't find ...All the bands together on everywhere Yandex Google Bing Even tor search engine

"The" Bands 

Bands whose names typically begin with the word "The".

"The" Bands all play the same brand of Faux Arthouse pretso garbage, tending to look and sound almost identical to each other to the point where they are indistinguishable from one another when heard on the radio. Despite this, "The" bands enjoy almost unwavering popularity on both sides of the pond.

Examples of "The" Bands include:
The Magic Numbers
The Zutons
The Thrills
The Strokes
The Kooks
The Feeling
If I great plague was to suddenly wipe all trace of "The" Bands from this planet, I wouldn't miss a wink of sleep.
"The" Bands by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

broke the bandsaw 

to take one's virginity
dude 1: did you break the bandsaw yesterday man?
dude 2: yeah man i broke the bandsaw yesterday. it was cool
broke the bandsaw by tisstruee June 10, 2010

battle of the bands 

The ongoing battle of all of Urban Dictionary. If someone dislikes a band, they'll throw in a really bad definition about that. That's what I like to call the Battle of the Bands.
Green Day sucks so bad. I'm gonna go write a mean definition on UD.