An acronym for Trust Fund Baby Syndrome. When the case of having a privileged life is so hard and how people think your stuck up when in your own opinion your not boils up to a moment of self awareness that Yes, my friend, you are really that annoying.
While watch flipping through the TV channels, I stop on MTV, which is showing another great episode of Sweet Sixteen, some whinny little bitch cries about not have the birthday party they wanted and how shit isn't fair while throwing a temper tantrum, even though his or her parent is actually footing the bill for it all. Typical TFBS ( Trust Fund Baby Syndrome)
by SleepyDrunk&Horny December 26, 2007
Sarah: I cut myself yet I don't think that's a problem. I mean they aren't that deep!
Therapist: Looks like you've got baby cut syndrome
Therapist: Looks like you've got baby cut syndrome
by Yipeers September 25, 2022
Attitude towards having a baby common in middle class. Treating own baby child as another expendable fashion item that can be switched off and put aside.
Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.
Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.
Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.
Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.
- My mother has bought Armani baby clothing, bling-bling Van Clef diamond pacifier AND a set Pupa baby cosmetics for 5000 dollars this week and then wrapped my little brother Tim tight and put him on a shelf for the night to take some rest. Weird.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.
by TomGore May 20, 2009
A grown man that’s still attached to his mother’s nipple. Usually totally dependent on his mom. This adult male lives at home and / or is unable to make decisions without his mother’s approval.
by ChamberGirl February 6, 2018
The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.
Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome
by safehammer November 29, 2006
by Imagine that February 3, 2016
It's when you are being a wussy about something or a cry baby. Also it simply means you have a baby dick.
Dakota was complaining about pain in his groin area so nasboss told him that he's being a baby dick and that he could also be suffering front baby dick syndrome!
by nasboss August 27, 2014