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Wobbler

Wobbler is cobbler with weed baked into it (weed+cobbler = wobbler), much like "special brownies", but fruitier and more delicious depending on your dessert preference.
Stoner 1: "Hey, man, you want to come over? Stacey's making cobbler! With weed!"
Stoner 2: "Oh, you mean wobbler? Fuck yeah! I'm there!"
by Wobblah June 29, 2010
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Wobbler

Also known as a cock wobbler danza or Daniels. A wobbler is known for kicking the Chevy sideways, ingesting any type of alcohol, and a passion for any type of T Bars thongs. IS THAT RIGHT?!? a wobbler occasionally sustains injuries to the shaft of his penis due to a thong rub from panties being slide to the side and NOT removed. A wobbler is known to have multiple J.O. jerkoff sessions without having a time frame on when his gf is arriving home. He can also sustain injuries while playing sports such as slopitch hockey or euchre. A wobbler may be employed as a plow operator, but drives it like Earnhardt in a chevy.
Ricky Martin: What injuries has the wobbler sustained?
Mongoogle: He was hit with a comebacker at slo pitch, his index finger is blistered from euchre, and his shaft and helmet have a T Bar burn.
by Woodler October 30, 2019
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Wobbler

1: The bleached rectal area of the North American gay male.

2: An erection whose quality is adversely effected by the ingestion of alcohol.
1. In preparation for his date, Lance bent over and checked his wobbler in the mirror.

2: Unfortunately for Susan, a long night at the bar had given Bernard a wobbler.
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ketty wobbler

dirty tune for when you get on sesh
by Taizwobblers October 7, 2017
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cock wobbler

One who constantly wobbles or fondles the male reproductive organ.
That kid sits at his computer all day looking at porn. Fucking cock wobbler..
by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003
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Douche Wobbler

One who asks an incredibly stupid question for no apparent reason. This term is the only way fit to describe such folk.
Dude, you are such a douche wobbler. I am happy I'm not your friend anymore.
by tehmayor September 24, 2010
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Bumcheek Wobbler

A vigorous fart that makes your buttocks shake. A bumcheek wobbler is usually not very smelly and provides great relief to the farting person.
J- Did you fart again?
P- No, that whas just a Bumcheek Wobbler.
by Baron Munchausen May 17, 2006
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