The Wetzel

Noun

To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.

Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother August 15, 2019

Wetzel

to pee on someone's bed. To shotgun a four loko. To live in Hudson hall and be ghetto. To play with your dick and a lamb/goat a lot.... i mean a hella lot. Rambunctious but a good person at heart.

Wait..... You fucked a goat. Stop being a Wetzel

by urbanman134 April 10, 2017

Wetzels Crossaint

A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.

Damn man, me and Rebecca tried the Wetzels Crossaint last night.

by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020

Lukas Wetzel

Lukas Wetzel is a friend of all animals and plants. He is a funny, extremely handsome guy who is up for any kind of fun. But not only that, he can also be thoughtful and deeply profound.

This is so Lukas Wetzel! Meaning: This is just great.

by Anna W. November 23, 2021

Andrew Wetzel

A goofy guy who is very weird and has no friends

Wow i really don't like him he is like andrew wetzel

by andrewsawin421 May 16, 2023

Andrew Wetzel

Co-founder and drummer of metalcore band Attack Attack!.
He started AA! when he was 17-18, and when they broke up, he started an alt. metal band named Nine Shrines.

Andrew Wetzel

by 7568ino November 14, 2023

avery wetzel

describes a very sweet and bitter person. They often act like a grandma and feel as though the earth is their playground. Hell is heaven on earth, and they are god's angel babes. These are great people and love to have seggsy time all the time.

How that girl is an avery wetzel!

by ppbooty669 June 1, 2021