an absolute shit box of a school. where girls piss in the soap dispensers and guys steal them. girls getting pregnant like it's nothing. the teachers don't really give a f*ck about what you do but you still have the odd goody two shoes who actually follows the rules. no one wants to be there but everyone goes there. you'll probably get into a fight at the field and the teachers pretend they don't know about it. but it's still better than Jmh.
by local mv student October 21, 2021
A school in bumblefuck Pennsylvania, where if you're not a redneck, then you're probably a wangster. The students spend their time ballin it up at the Mo-town courts or chillin at the Walmart down the street.
by sallygoose'11 May 12, 2011
A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.
by not a juuler December 12, 2018
School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.
Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina
Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School
Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School
by whitekidwhoactsblack December 23, 2017
Oak valley middle school is full of hoes and drama makers. The boys of the school are Obsessed with Tec Decs and all the girls think its cool to be depressed. All the teachers have a favorite student, and that is kind of annoying. The only people that are good in that school are, Well, NONE.
Oak Valley Middle School sucks ass
by Scooooop November 20, 2019
Welcome to penquis valley high school, where the population of the school is 200 yet the whores there manage to have 100000 bodies. if you smoke or drink, you barley fit in, because you can’t keep up with the 12 year olds doing heroine and crack. although you live in milo, which is the definition of poverty, you get made fun of for wearing clothing more expensive than walmart. understandable tho broke bitch. the school has good basketball talent, because unless you are doing all the drugs, your playing basketball. to sum it up, milo is a crack shack of a town, filled with pedos and anal sex.
pal: yo, do you know where i can find heroine infested 12 year old to bag?
Anyone: yeah, penquis valley high school
Anyone: yeah, penquis valley high school
by 22 traphouse May 3, 2021
A school obsessed with grades, AP classes, honor classes, and majority Asian. Football team sucks and never wins, but god damn their badminton team and girls tennis team are on fire! You can walk down the hallway and hear 5 different conversations about classes, particularly AP and honor classes. If you haven't skipped a grade of math at DVHS, you sure as hell better be taking the honors of AP level of your "on level" math class to redeem yourself. Majority of the school is aiming to be a doctor or some kind of engineer. Majority of school hates being at Dougherty, and wishes for a less competitive school. Added bonus, your social status at school is determined by a simple decision: Grades vs Social Life, one puts you in the academic arena with no social life, the other puts you in the social hierarchy practiced by other schools where you will never be accepted as an equal in any AP or honor class by the other academic oriented kids.
Dougherty Valley High School kid: Hey Dougherty is a great school (in mind: not!)
Cal Kid: (Looks at friends then back at DVHS kid and laughs) You all have no social lives!
Cal Kid #2: Constantly going on about grades
Dublin High Kid: We beat your ass every year in football!
Cal Kid: (Looks at friends then back at DVHS kid and laughs) You all have no social lives!
Cal Kid #2: Constantly going on about grades
Dublin High Kid: We beat your ass every year in football!
by RaiNal July 15, 2016