Box On Stilts

Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.

Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.

Yea, Box on Stilts...

by B. Hanback April 16, 2009

House on stilts

A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.

"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"

by CPT Ron October 12, 2013

stilt walker

A rad person who can perform on a pole-like device that straps onto the wearer's feet, suspending them in the air and allowing them to walk with their feet above the ground. The better the stilt walker, the more tricks they can do and energy they can produce. Super tall. Amazing to watch. Epic. Awesome.

That nine foot tall stilt walker is so much fun to watch perform in the parade.

by SpiffySquad February 3, 2010

stilt dancer

Stilt walkers that can boogie on down like no other.

God damn shelly look at those stilt dancers rock out with their cocks out.

by atom smasher August 13, 2005

kilts on stilts

exhibiting courage in the face of danger; uninhibited, or oblivious to the risk of embarrassment.

Joe's decision to play a full hour of lounge records at the rave was kilts on stilts.

by quantazelle March 23, 2009

shit on stilts

Used to describe something which surpasses a simple standard of poor quality.

"This band are shit"
"They're not just shit, they're shit on stilts".

by Lex Icographer April 19, 2018

Ducky On Stilts

A homosexual that thinks they are better than everyone else. They are often seen showing off their tounge piercing because they think they're just so hardcore, and making out with random guys to dfraw attention to themselves.

"Man, look at that guy over there. He thinks just because he has a boyfriend he can go around being a complete ass."
"Yeah. What a ducky."
"Psh. Ducky on STILTS."

by Booboofacecakester December 20, 2009