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The Zazzy Splash

When you've taken a piss into the toilet and proceed to then take a shit, without flushing the toilet prior. The sheer trajectory of the turd shooting out of your ass, torpedoes into the toilet water, then shooting a cool and upsetting, single stream of urine water directly into your asshole. While refreshing, still unwarranted.
Sean: "I just got caught up in the brown note and finished off with The Zazzy Splash. That ever happen to you?"
Erica: "Dayam. Yeah man, happens to me all the time. Makes me pucker."
by Your Mothers Hole May 23, 2008
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Splash the Zeros

Splash the Zeros, I repeat, splash the Zeros!
by gavy111 December 1, 2010
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Splash the Zeros

Put them in the drink..., Shoot them out of the sky..., Give them a Mitsubishi Migraine that they'll soon forget. These are all terms heard during the South Pacific Theater in WWII. In this case, each one called for the downing of Japanese Zero Fighter Planes. "Splash the Zeros" was the phrase used in the movie, "The Final Countdown."

This "Splash" phrase and "These pretzels are making me thirsty" are opposite in meaning, but same of outcome for the intended purpose. See 'These pretzels are... in This Urban Dictionary' To splash the Zeros' is a privilege for the Urban Dictionary Editor who lives for the rejecting of idiotic and arcane stupidness reflected in most suggested definitions.
Splash the Zeros, I repeat, splash the Zeros, put'em in the deep blue!
by gravy111 December 1, 2010
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The V8 Splash

when menstral blood gets on your mouth during oral intercourse
mestral blood getting on your face while you are eating your girlfriend out, u just got a the V8 Splash
by mrx3 January 27, 2010
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splash the gash

Maneuver in which a prostitute attempts to sanitize her genital region by crouching over a puddle and splashing water upwards in an attempt to flush out her prior John's genetic material.
I'm tryin to meet some more men, I need to splash the gash!

Bitch is sorry. I bet she had to splash the gash before she even talked to him.
by theesandrab April 23, 2009
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the unwanted splash

When you're takin a dump and the toilet splashes your booty hole.
I love it when the unwanted splash happens and butt hole gets splashed with shitty toilet water, especially on public toilets.
by DicPic Champion July 22, 2018
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the splish splash

It’s just another, cooler was of say imma bout to take a shower or bath.
You can use it like this...”Hey man imma bout to take a dip in the splish splash!”
by Yessssirrrrboi March 2, 2020
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