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the shire

A magical place that withholds many secrets. The room is owned by a gadavier who goes only by a name that is unpronounceable. It's really cool shit man come by and we will light er up.
The Shire, Witte A 735
by mitch is back October 11, 2009
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Kill the spare!

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What you say when you don't want someone around. Namely the Cedric Diggory(ies, s?) of the world. Found in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire.
and more importantly, in the internet cult favorite musical, A Very Potter musical.
Harry/Darren: 'Cedric, seriosuly, screw off. You're just this spare guy who noone wants around. You're such a spare! "
Quirrel/Voldemort/Brian/Joe : KILL THE SPARE! AVADA KEDAVERA!
by InomRedVines August 28, 2010
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The Shire

The place you float off to once you start toking.
"Hurry and light my blunt man, can't wait to get to the shire!" hobbiton lala land toke marajuana broccoli
by marvin890809 September 24, 2011
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Hobbits in the Shire

When several small men suck dick in an open field.
Sean Murphy and his CIT friends pulled a Hobbits in the Shire one night at Camp Sequassen.
by Tobey March 18, 2004
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The Shire

"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"
by Jack324 January 16, 2009
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King of the Shire

A guy who is known for successfully hooking up with multitude of very short girls
friend 1: Did you see David bring that 5' 1'' home last night?

friend 2: Ya dude, he is definitely the King of the Shire
by Gandy Wandalf August 30, 2017
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The Shire

A cesspit inhabited by the most revolting skanks and violent douche bags on the planet. They're all blinded by a wall of arrogance that is cemented together with stupidity and ignorance. they tend to believe that they are gods gift to creation and call everyone who bags them "Jealous".

Originally inhabited by monkey's who learned to wax and go swimming, they were quarantined until the construction of the Tarren Point Bridge, which opened up the area to St. George who defend , for some unknown reason, the Shire from the Lebs and other scum of the area. Almost all inhabitants smoke marijuana, and if ever confronted by one of these primal creatures, the only way to avoid confrontation is to say you've been "Punching Cones" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.
"Dude I almost got bashed last night!"
"What the fuck!?! Where?"
"I was in the shire."
"How'd you get out of it?"
"Said I punched cones. Duh."
"Ahhh.... Fucking stupid monkeys"
by Shire hater March 3, 2008
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