Marco Rubio

A politician with fake hair who regularly gets his back waxed. Tries to appeal to the tea party crowd and is probably a one termer (or less) like his friend Mel.
by NotRUBIO2016 December 07, 2010
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Ruben Rubio

The strongest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will never tell anyone your secrets because he is loyal and an amazing friend. Any girl would be lucky to have him and all the guys love to be his friend.
Man, I'm glad i have Ruben Rubio as my friend!
by dirtydancinginthemoonlight January 24, 2013
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Christian Rubio

"OMG dude look at that Christian Rubio!"
by BigPPman09 November 22, 2018
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Marco Rubio

An easy-to-buy semi-automatic rifle manufactured by Colt. Also known as an AR-15. This firearm and ones similar to it are praised for their use in hunting and self-defense by people who really just like how big they feel when they hold it. Others notice that while not a good gun for hunting most animals, it is excellent for hunting humans.
When Johnny decided to perform unthinkable acts of violence in his former high school, he went to go buy a Marco Rubio.
by Nameless12345567 February 23, 2018
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Pulled a Rubio

When you need to stop talking to take a drink of water.
Trump made fun of Marco Rubio for pausing to take a sip of water during a debate response. He "pulled a Rubio" during his press conference the other day!
by T Bubala November 16, 2017
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Rubio Effect

When you can't enjoy your summer or winter vacation because you're still tired from school
Martin.- Hey Melissa, are you going to comic con?!
Melissa.- I don´t think so, I still have some Rubio Effect
by Knight of Crimson July 08, 2015
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Ted Rubio

Someone who's into politics but still needs improvement. May not win the first time, but plans to come back better than ever.
Cameron from debate acts like a Ted Rubio
by amishgal September 21, 2017
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