Where the rubber meets the road

where the action is most immediate, such as the place where a plan is put in motion (from the place where a vehicles tires make contact with the pavement)

If she can tell where the rubber meets the road, she's in.

by The Return of Light Joker November 5, 2009

the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin

Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

by the terrorist January 16, 2017

Ride the Rubber Rail

To be penetrated by a strap on.

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

by aeron_chairgaryen January 11, 2023

The Robert Pattinson

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.

'The Robert Pattinson' is some gay-ass shit.

by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010

lay the rubber

When you take offa used condom ( rubber) and throw it out on the ground.

After I gave her some I had to lay the rubber.

by Buck Steel November 23, 2007

the rubber gummer

the rubber gummer is oral sex performed with a condom on, usually to avoid std's

keith got the rubber gummer to avoid a std, thank god for condoms.

the rubber gummer is usually performed by girl with rotten jibs!! or a gap between her two front teeth so big that you could park a transport truck sideways.

by honkytonk23 January 25, 2011

Tow the rubber

While banging with a condom, pulling out leaving the cum filled rubber inside a skank, forcing her to deal with it.

I was nailing this whore the other night and made her "tow the rubber" to the bathroom.

by Douche Bagalow September 3, 2009