River is a very kind and sweet human. She loves to write, exercise, and learn Japanese. She has an obsession with MCR and anything to do with outer space. She hates her body but encourages others to love theirs. She loves cats and aliens and music. She can’t eat spicy food. She loves boba tea. She loves life and wants to exist happily. She has a stuffed dog she loves
River is sad but still gorgeous
River is me.
River is sad but still gorgeous
River is me.
by InsertPseudonymHereLol May 16, 2019
Get the Rivermug. by Nichole R. October 19, 2008
Get the Riversmug. An extremely sexy american boy. All girls love him and all guys want to be him. He is always the most popular person in the crowd.
by thebeast000 July 8, 2011
Get the Rivermug. Rivers are usually fine af and there cute and when they smile man it’s like ur heart just explodes!!! He’s a total sweetheart but kind of a heartbreaker but doesn’t mean to be. He’s shy until u get to know him and he for sure isn’t shy on Snapchat if he’s into you. And sometimes he will leave you on delivered fora whileeee :( you love him!
by Sksksskdefinition October 21, 2019
Get the Rivermug. The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)
3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...
by n00b August 8, 2004
Get the riveredmug. A sexy man who everyone loves, but makes rumors about. He gets angry easily but the anger goes away eventually.
by rivvvvvvv December 8, 2017
Get the Rivermug. The most adorable man you'll ever meet!
Even his diet is cute, it consists of eating muffins. He lives in routine -- everything has a designated spot. Do not tell him he is wrong because he will get mad. He is attractive even if he doesn't believe it; his light auburn-colored hair, blue eyes, and pale freckled skin draw you in. He is a bit stubborn at times, but that adds to the cuteness. He is loyal, loving, supportive, attentive, kind, caring, chivalrous, and overall, just that high-quality man. He is a book nerd; he loves to read and write creative stories that seem to draw from his life experiences even if he says otherwise. He hopes to become a NY-times bestselling author (he will become one!). He is quite a social butterfly; he likes to make friends everywhere he goes. He loves to play football and root for the team Chelsea F.C. Rivers are little babies that need constant attention and snuggling, be sure to give them that, and you'll find yourself a happy River (though he is prone to be sad). Be there for them, they need to know they have someone to depend on, and they will reward you by being themselves -- the best you can ever have! Love them hard, and they will do the same for you!
Even his diet is cute, it consists of eating muffins. He lives in routine -- everything has a designated spot. Do not tell him he is wrong because he will get mad. He is attractive even if he doesn't believe it; his light auburn-colored hair, blue eyes, and pale freckled skin draw you in. He is a bit stubborn at times, but that adds to the cuteness. He is loyal, loving, supportive, attentive, kind, caring, chivalrous, and overall, just that high-quality man. He is a book nerd; he loves to read and write creative stories that seem to draw from his life experiences even if he says otherwise. He hopes to become a NY-times bestselling author (he will become one!). He is quite a social butterfly; he likes to make friends everywhere he goes. He loves to play football and root for the team Chelsea F.C. Rivers are little babies that need constant attention and snuggling, be sure to give them that, and you'll find yourself a happy River (though he is prone to be sad). Be there for them, they need to know they have someone to depend on, and they will reward you by being themselves -- the best you can ever have! Love them hard, and they will do the same for you!
Sit next to a River, and you'll feel all better!
If River was an animal, he'd be an orange tabby kitten.
"River, look at this cat meme, it's you at the gym!"
I love River's poetry; he really has a talent for the written word.
River, I miss you, hope you're doing well.
If River was an animal, he'd be an orange tabby kitten.
"River, look at this cat meme, it's you at the gym!"
I love River's poetry; he really has a talent for the written word.
River, I miss you, hope you're doing well.
by I actually sing and dance March 12, 2023
Get the Rivermug.