The Royal Raccoon

The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!

The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.

by American-Boy -.- September 3, 2003

raccoon in the basement

When a woman takes an ethnic penis in the butt.

Shabazz gave that girl a raccoon in the basement when he done did her in the booty.

by HoaglandTony November 15, 2016

Raccoon in the Attic

You are doing a chick from behind. Then, you cum in her asshole. Then, you stick your pinkie finger into her cummy-shitty asshole. Then, you give her a *wet-willy* with your cummy-shitty finger.

Tom: Why is Sheila runnin' around with cum and shit comin' out of her ear?

Dick: Harry just gave her a raccoon in the attic.

by RWClassABoomer March 5, 2009

The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.

Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.

by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009

raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

theracco._

The best best BEST gacha tiktoker ever, he dont even MEED CAPVUT OR VIDEOSTAR! I want the talent from him.

Me: Hey guess what!
Random: Hm?
Me: Go follow theracco._ on tiktok! Hes so cool!
Random #2: We will!

by YourNewTikToker March 27, 2021