paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.

Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.

by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

Paddle the pink canoe

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

by RobbieJor December 6, 2004

piddle the skittle

The act of a woman rubbing her clit.

There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.

by supersab September 16, 2010

peddle to the meddle [peddle to the metal]

It's a car metaphor. You've got your foot pressed on the accelerator right down to the metal floor board. It's a symbolic way of saying, you're going as hard and as fast as you can.

1. Porsche and Ferrari owners will put their peddle to the meddle peddle to the metal if no firm speed control measures are built-in

2. I'm into music that make me want to put the peddle to the meddle peddle to the metal on the highway.

3. Crack the steel, peddle to the meddle peddle to the metal, mash the gas and mash the wheel

by Paoloit January 15, 2009

the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak

" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".

by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018

Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.

"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"

by dykefersureee March 24, 2009

peddle to the meddle

When BLACKPINK decides Lisa is good at rapping so they give her a hella weird line that rhymes and YG is like screw it Lisa will make it sound nice

Peddle to the meddle like see you later boy see you later. see you later boy see you later later, see you later boy would've should've could've .. didn't.

by FUPAYME2000sBABYIPUMPUPTHEJAM December 12, 2018