the poopsmith

Here we have a rare glimpse of The Poopsmith in it's natural habitat.
Pretty nasty if you ask me!
Oh, The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
I about to take a vow of throwing out my cookies all over this microphone!
How much is this thing worth anyway?Cause is about to be worth a lot less!
No for real, The Poopsmith is a good guy, he just has a crappy job.

So I see you still got your pile of whatzit there.

by Matthew September 3, 2003

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the poopsmith

In Akron, OH there is a poopsmith. He unloads trucks and smiths poop. We don't like him, but we enjoy making fun of him. No vow of silence. Poopsmith out!!

Chris P. Smith

by Jo Brown April 5, 2004

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the poopsmith

The director of waste in Strongbadia. Reports to the King of town. Friend to Strongbad...don't know why.

Poop

by Schneed June 11, 2003

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whinnie the poohs nutsack

it is filled with honey, instead of sperm.

Whoa dude, that chick looks like whinnie the poohs nutsack

by BiGdIcNigGahh October 5, 2020

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the poofster

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.

Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.

by peppermint soap October 23, 2006

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