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Bebo the Redneck Pimp

The man, the myth, the legend. Bebo is a short, round, ginger, social media comedian who loves laughter and life.
Bebo the Redneck Pimp just uploaded a new video and it is lit!
by Gooder than crap January 1, 2019
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MJ the internet pimp

1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.

2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.

3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'

4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.

5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.

6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"
by MzLady214 August 12, 2006
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pimp the situation

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.
by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017
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Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp

A Pimped-out Monkey with a Fly ride and sick bling bling that lives in the Jungles of Laz Vegas and gets many monkey chicks every night
I saw Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp and some monkey girl out in a limo last night.
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PIMP THE PEN

Definition:
The Act of a Songwriter or Anyone Lyrically "Killin-The-Beat" by Writing-Rhymes or writing Historic-Bars in a Nonstop manner. Utilizing the following to do so: Pen & Paper, PC, or via Cell phone one nowadays.
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History Behind PIMP THE PEN
The term derived from back in the late 80's when Hip-Hop MC's or Songwriters Wrote their Lyrics, Verses & Rhymes down on Paper with of course a PEN and specifically more-so in the South, like H-Town Texas (SUC Legends) such as the DJ Screw, Lil Keke & Lil Flip era. Per the well-known Verse on the song PIMP THA PEN and STILL PIMPING PENS Mid 90's Early 2000s Thang.

Therefore, most people ( generally) wrote Lyrics on "PEN and Paper" -and many still do today, but with Technology Advancements the term keeps the same iconic meaning & is well understood. Last thing to note, if Pimping means Working-a-Woman So She Can Make Money For You. Then, hopefully, you can comprehend the Meaning of Pimp Tha Pen same thing with Pimp These Beats, etc. -Simply a phenomenal Metaphor in this case "Pimp The Keyboard" since we in 2020 vs 2000'. -and Not in Reference to prostitution,

The Term Also Represents;

Music Industry Artists, ScreenWriters, Authors, Bloggers Editors. to Flow on (Rap/Hip-Hop).The Slang-term Applies to "All Genres of Music or any Style of Writing.
"Yo, You Heard That New Track called 25Mill That Girl Can Really "PIMP THE PEN" For Real, on Almost Every Song She Touches -Sheesh! "

"All these thangs remain tha same because I'm so able to win, -All around just bow down because

Lil Keke pimps tha pen' -LiL Keke verse from his Legendary Song "Pimp The Pen" with DJ Screw

"Maaaynn-Hold up, That Boy Cold on the Mic, I bet he Pimps The Pen Hard AF too -Radio Killahhhhh."
by JPriceisRight April 17, 2020
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pimp the web

making money online, being your own boss by legally making cash online
i learned how to make money on amazon from pimptheweb.com now i totally pimp the web, i'm self employed
by 1800loco November 24, 2017
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The Tate 'Pimp' Thing

You know, and that reminds me (speaking of people who don't have any taste)...
Hym "So, to the Tate 'Pimp' thing... He ran a cam girl studio... Where the women did what is essentially Onlyfans... They showed their body on camera... Not ACTUAL porn... Just nudity... Russell Brand DID THE ACTUAL THING THAT PEOPLE WHO DO PORN ACTUALLY DO... TO 1000 WOMEN A YEAR... IN THE FORM OF ORGIES... NOT hated by Jordan Peterson... One of the Jordan REALLY doesn't like... The other is pals and needs to be forgiven under the auspices of the good ole' Catholic doctrine of forgiveness and if bound to just do whatever he wants... How... Does that work? That doesn't make sense... No to me at least... And I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived... So... You'd think I'd be able to make sense of it but... Nah... I don't get it."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
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