Muffin Man

lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee

Ahh, who could not love the products of the Muffin Man

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Muffin Man

/ˈmʌfɪn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"

"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"

by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 8, 2018

Muffin Man

A pimp or a man Prostitute.

The Muffin Man told me I better have his money next time I see him.

by rambunctious1 December 9, 2010

Muffin Man

An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.

Man, that Mike Dickmann sure do love him some Little Debbie. He a straight up Muffin Man.

by Butter_Bean August 21, 2013

Muffin Man

Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick

Hey Muffin Man youre a goddamn wierdo and you should go suck a dick

by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019

Muffin-Man

Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.

Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.

Example:

Do you know the Muffin-Man? I got a problem I need solved.

Yes! I know the Muffin-Man

by Benjamin Gunsmith September 7, 2021

Muffin Man

A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.

by Warrinder Lopez October 4, 2006