by Captain Cheesey April 17, 2010
The single meal consumed by recent college students/college graduates - particularly liberal arts majors - who are too poor to afford to eat multiple times during the day. Can be comprised of anything, but usually contains some sort of "real" food (vegetables, even if canned), or a close proximity such as TV-dinners. Generally eaten in late afternoon to stave off hunger pangs during the night.
by Jdwolff September 21, 2007
The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".
Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?
Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
Tom: You mean the meal?
Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby
Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
Tom: You mean the meal?
Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby
by Kevin AKA FuzzyIndian July 24, 2006
(verb) The act of paying for some other mooching college student's meal at the cafeteria with your own meal plan. Also called a "Meal Swipe" because you swipe your student id to pay for said meals.
Tina: Hey, I'm totally out of food and too lazy to go to Wal-Mart. Will you meal me?
Mary: I mealed you twice last week! Go mooch off of someone else!
Mary: I mealed you twice last week! Go mooch off of someone else!
by GirlQ September 08, 2010
by chuck norris kick December 09, 2009
A large meal usually rich in fat and insoluble fiber, which results in the monstrous desire to have a bowel movement either during or after finishing the meal.
Push meals often occur after long periods of time being away from civilization, clean bathrooms, or acceptable circumstances to poop. Military duties coupled with high intake of low-fiber foods and disgusting outdoor latrines may result in an increased prevalence or push meals once relieved from training. Boating events that include hot weather and cheap beer ultimately increasing risk of dehydration and bowel movement generation, as well as 3-5 day backpacking adventures eating primarily dehydrated foods are also criteria that may increase likelihood of push meals. There may be many unnamed incidences that increase likelihood of having a push meal.
Push meals often occur after long periods of time being away from civilization, clean bathrooms, or acceptable circumstances to poop. Military duties coupled with high intake of low-fiber foods and disgusting outdoor latrines may result in an increased prevalence or push meals once relieved from training. Boating events that include hot weather and cheap beer ultimately increasing risk of dehydration and bowel movement generation, as well as 3-5 day backpacking adventures eating primarily dehydrated foods are also criteria that may increase likelihood of push meals. There may be many unnamed incidences that increase likelihood of having a push meal.
by Cornsonthehouse July 27, 2022
A large meal rich in fat and insoluble fiber, often consumed after periods of prolonged bowel irregularity, which results in the undeniable urge to have a bowel movement either during, or shortly after finishing the meal.
I need a good push meal, I just got back from military duty where they fed us trash, and all the latrines were disgusting so I didn't poop for like a week.
by Cornsonthehouse August 04, 2022