Slapping the Kitten 

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

Slapping the Kitten by Banker girl October 7, 2011

Toula The Kitten 

The best zyra player in all of leagues history. That's all you need to know

this Toula The Kitten guy keeps stomping my bronze elo matches, help me

Toula The Kitten by niga you gay April 12, 2021

Settle the Kettle 

To complete the task at hand without fuss.

"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.

Settle the Kettle by Nackal919 August 25, 2011

i left my dick in the kitten 

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

i left my dick in the kitten by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017

Pot calling the kettle black

An idiom or phrase used towards people calling out/criticizing other's behaviors or actions when those same people are equally guilty of doing/behaving.

Person 1: <yelling and screaming about stupid meaningless non-issues>
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.

Pot calling the kettle black by Xinny March 30, 2022

Feeding The Kittens 

When you jack off in your hand and you have a girl lick the cum out.

Dude, I was just feeding the kittens backstage underneath the drum riser

Feeding The Kittens by HumiliatedGrape August 19, 2010

feed the kitten 

The process of ejacualating into a womans vagina a.k.a. kitten.

Man, my womans on her period and I'm so horney I think my balls are gonna explode. I can't wait to feed the kitten once it stops bleeding.

feed the kitten by Christobon January 7, 2008