The Hammer is punishment for a broken promise or ignored communication. It consists of kicking the offender in the balls and when he falls to the ground gasping for breath you shit in his mouth.
by mule169169 July 15, 2010
Get the The Hammer mug.The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.
The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"
2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"
2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
by JD4thebest October 25, 2012
Get the The Hammer mug.Also known as Jason Nelson is a God in bed. If it's orgasms you're looking for he's the one to call.
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Get the The Hammer mug."The hammer falls" means "this is at an end". The "hammer" falling is that of an auctioneer at the end of an auction or a judge at the end of a trial. The phrase should be used to deliver a dramatic, emphatic finality to the issue at hand.
Usage: "The hammer falls <time (optional)> on <subject, topic, etc.>."
Usage: "The hammer falls <time (optional)> on <subject, topic, etc.>."
Example: "The hammer falls today on Weebl and Bob. Bob is superior (and Weebl is now much flatter)."
Please omit any puns in actual usage.
Please omit any puns in actual usage.
by banzaimonkey November 17, 2005
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The background of this word is me, Murdoc, who is the original Hammer of The Cause.
The background of this word is me, Murdoc, who is the original Hammer of The Cause.
by Murdoc June 3, 2004
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