Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.

Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.

by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012

Changing of the Guard

The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.

"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"

"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."

by Rich Fecal July 11, 2016

the guardian

A left-wing British newspaper usually picked on by right wing idiots for retaining journalistic integrity and not scaremongering with every headline.

"Hey did you read the Guardian today, and notice how it doesn't twist everything to be somehow the fault of Tony Blair, Muslims or immigrants, and that nowhere was the term 'PC gone mad!' used?

"Yeah, it rocks."

by Ducky February 22, 2007

The Guardians

The secret police of Wales, largest county in England.

Under the direct juristiction of the High Sheriff (see High Sheriff).

Ruthless and efficient in protecting the counties' borders from Muslim terrorists.

Commiting murders and acts of atrocities on enemies of Her Majesty the Queen.

"shit, lets flee over the Second Severn Crossing, the Guardians are coming"

by emperor davies of the kingdom of wales January 28, 2005

The Guarding Game

A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.

On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game

by City of Dylan February 22, 2021

changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022