The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

The Great Ancient War

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.

Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*

by truthdefintion April 30, 2019

The Great KE War

Aka the great kpop empire war was a global conflict that lasted from 2023 to 2027. The vast majority of the members, fought as part of two opposing alliances, in which multiple people were banned

"Ya'll remember the great KE War"

"Yeah felt like it happened just yesterday"

by NathanielTheGeek May 20, 2023

The great arts war

The Warren high school, between ✨choir kids✨, orchestra, kids, theater, kids, band, kids, and art kids.

1:woah, they look beat.
2:yeah, must be fighting in the great arts war

by Purpstar615 November 22, 2023

The Great Sticker War

The action of protest and counter protest through opposing stickers placed on lampposts and parking signs during the Post October 7 War in Gaza and surrounding Middle East countries

Before the Great Sticker War, I used to be able to know what a street sign said.

by The Brazen Bull June 16, 2025

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019

A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.

~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.

by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019

The Great Ninja Pirate War

A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.

The Great Ninja Pirate War will begin in March 2006!

by beattie April 11, 2005