Girthquake

When you pounding a girl so hard with your girthy salami stick, that it causes cracks in her snatch region. In rare cases, the aftercocks can be so powerful, that they cause a rectal prolapse. ER trips are strongly recommended if this occurs, but only skanks and weenie hut JR. members actually go to the ER.

Miguel Cumbrera: Yo hombre, we hitting the casino tonight? I hear they’re doing strip poker.

Stoney Tonio: Yo cabrón, sheeeeeet I can’t tonight. I gave my girl a girthquake. I thought I was just taking her to pound town, turns out I took her to pound country, and busted up her clam bake. Now she has two cracks down there 🤣

MC: Dawg you’re gonna have to teach me that one. We can try it at strip poker next time. There are loads of loose grannies down at the casino waiting to be plunked by our micro Slim James.

SA: Sheeet home sizzle, sounds good to me, I’m getting a half Chubb just thinking about it. I’m listening to Girth Brooks right now to get in the mood.

by Stoney69 July 29, 2022

Girthquake

The shuddering in bed that keeps you awake because your man is jerkin' his gherkin

"I'm bloody knackered today, I barely got any sleep because he caused a 30 minute girthquake last night"

by Girthinator June 27, 2021

Girthquake

A common phenomena manifesting itself in the form of deep earth tremors directly caused by a "gunt in motion" or an obese passerby.

Hold on dude here she comes! It's a GIRTHQUAKE! {{{SHAAAAAAKE!}}}

by mightysooner May 23, 2006

girthquake

seismic activity caused by the falling of a particularly heavy individual

Lizzo’s footsteps alone could qualify as girthquakes.

by acharisa February 21, 2024

Girthquake

When you’re so well endowed that when you have intercourse the shear size of your member causes your partner to have an orgasm that measures on the Richter scale.

We planned on fucking all night but only a couple pumps in I caused a girthquake.

by Mnastee69 May 29, 2024

Girthquake

A rare incident when a male violently ejaculates while uncontrollably shitting. The combination creates a ground-shaking event.

The Peeping Tom caused mayhem for the building managers because he would regularly Girthquake during meal delivery.

by Deeeeznutz March 17, 2021

Girthquake

A male appendage so tectonic that it ruptures the uterus, causing the female to tremor as her plates separate, submit or push together

Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her

She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter

by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer June 12, 2018