THE fuckening day

You wake up and feel something is going to go bad, “the fuckening” will happen 1-3 times that day

“Today is the fuckening day I feel it”.

3 hours later “I lost my phone there it is, the fuckening”

by Bsjekelalkijen&2&2828 April 5, 2019

The fuckening

When your day is going too good but you don’t trust it, and finally some shit goes does

Johnny’s birthday was going fine until the captain arrived ah there it is the fuckening

by KTM350 September 17, 2019

Who was the fucker?

A way that some people have of asking whos the father.

Kathy: I'm pregnant.
John: Great! Who was the fucker?

by Deep blue 2012 July 9, 2010

Jack the Fucker

A general term for any rapist, especially a serial rapist. Similar to Jack the Ripper, only he violently fucks people against their will instead of ripping them open with a knife.

Jill: "Well, it's getting late. I better go home now".

Mary: "Be careful when you pass those dark alleys. You never know if you'll run into Jack the Fucker".

by Jackette55 November 24, 2009

The fuckening

When ur day is going to well and you dont trust it and some shit finally goes down

Ah the Fuckening

When my day is going to good and then something finally goes wrong

Ah the fuckening

by Alto lockemy October 2, 2019

The fuckening

When everything is fine and then out of nowhere, it all goes to shit.

"Hey George, how would you describe 2020?"
"That's an easy one... it was fine and then BOOM! The fuckening."
"Hmm... accurate."

by Ran-demise October 26, 2020

What the fuckening

When your day goes to shit but the rest of the day goes too well and you don’t trust it. (Opposite of “The Fuckening”)

Today was a what the fuckening.

by TheEmperorGoat May 3, 2023