family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 17, 2004

Family Jewels

Male or female genitalia.

My friend swung a baseball bat at me and hit me in the my family jewels.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020

johnson family jewels

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009

Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021