Poppin the Clutch

Its when you are getting head from a woman and you kick her in the stomach and blow your load all over her face.

Im in Jail now because i popped one too many clutches

by Vern July 22, 2004

burning the clutch

Drinking a beer and a coffee at the same time. Using an upper and a downer at the same time.

Coke on top of heroin, seriously, you're burning the clutch. But whatever.

by Doktor Brown April 24, 2015

Tapping the clutch

During sexual intercourse when a man places his foot on his partners vagina and proceeds to tap his foot on the clitoris while also making a gear changing motion with the free hand

Yo bro last night me and my girl got freaky! I even started tapping the clutch.

by spuz18 June 8, 2019

pop the clutch

Pop the clutch is when someone spends money - "clutch" being a woman's purse.

Daddy said, "Can I take you to the drive-in tonight?"
Then she said, "My direct deposit hasn't even hit, and you already tryin' to pop the clutch?"

by Moo Moo 68 June 28, 2020

Pop the Clutch

When a male is peeing while standing, realizes that he has to poop, and transitions to a sitting position to finish off the job before flushing

"Hang on bro, I'll be a few minutes longer. Thought I just had to pee, but going to pop the clutch."
"Aiight bro. Just spray something in there."

by TheTiger1889 February 15, 2021

clutch the pearls

To be aghast; stunned.

When Mrs. Barron heard the death toll...she put her hand to her throat to clutch the pearls around her neck.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 21, 2023

The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017