The clown that hides from gay people

A funny thing in middle school where someone would ask you if you have seen the clown that's hides from.. You know. Gay People. And if you say no... Well.. your gay then.

Jack: Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

John: yes

Jack: ok

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

The clown prince

Much like the jack of trades, the clown prince is the prince of crime and trickery. Clown princes have the time of their life causing mayhem while spreading fear in their enemys eyes. They never forget to laugh or leave out a priceless comeback in the process.

Shane became the clown prince last night when he vandalised the school.

by Prixce_flane13 December 7, 2016

the clown horn

pinch a girls nipples in foreplay to make her feel more comfortable

to get her in the mood i used the clown horn

by water feature April 12, 2021

The Clown That Raped Everything (1983)

A lost horror movie (Rated PG) directed by Steve Miner exclusively released in Arkansas.

The Clown That Raped Everything (1983) was pulled form shelves after multiple parents found that it was unsuitable for MOST children after viewing the infamous "Slutty Pancakes!" scene.

by Longhorn Death December 29, 2025

Shakes the clown

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.

Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.

by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010

FlipFlop The Clown

A clown with an extreme foot fetish. He has a song called "Feet On My Face" that became an instant hit amongst both the juggalo & fetish community. FlipFlop The Clown Travels the country sucking toes!

Oh my God, it’s FlipFlop The Clown!

by FlipFlop The Clown June 2, 2020

Elbows over the clown

A action or set of circumstances or actions that are ridiculous, crazy, and unbeliveable.

Tony just drove through his car right off the peer into the lake while eating cotton candy! That is so elbows over the clown!

by Mullrock August 23, 2022